gingerbread crotch

i experienced a new experience today. twas a gingerbread man. i felt sorry for him. no i didnt. yea, we ate his house. but even before that started, something...hmmm how should i describe it...o well i cant think of a descriptive word to describe the something. so yea, the gingerbread man got bitten off his crotch. even though he begged for mercy of his crotch to be spared, he was left crotchless. well, just think of it this way. if he had major crotch-rot, he should be thankful right? ya know...im gonna leave. yea, im out.
-hence-