concaving rip-off

i had a sprite today. a bottled sprite. yea. so anyways, i was eating....and studying. i wasnt studying for a test. i was studying the bottle in which held my sprite. i noticed towards the bottom of the bottle...which held my sprite, there were small concave circles inwards on the bottle. i dont remember that on older bottled sprites. so....do you know what this means? well, if you do, well....you dont. it means that...i am actually getting a bit less sprite in this new kind of bottle. this is because the little circles curving inwards take up a bit of space inside the bottle. which means, in the older sprite bottles...that space could have been taken up by actual sprite. so...i am actually getting less sprite than i used to. i realize its only a reaaallly tiny amount that im missing....but still....it adds up. just think. from now until im an old buzzard....i could being purchasing many thousands of bottled sprites. and if added up all the little amounts of sprite that i couldve had in the older bottles....it would accumulate to another whole bottle of sprite. thus, in the many years to come...i could be missing out on a whole bottle of sprite with these new stuctured sprite bottles. however, if the sprite bottles didnt have the small inward concaving circles on them.....i could be buying many of these sprites...and i would still get my share of that lost sprite bottle i would have lost with these new bottled sprites. this blog would be much less confusing in real life. although, most of you who read these blogs, do know me in real life, and can converse with me in real life. so if any of you have problems or troubles with this messed up, but thoughtful blog, buzz me up. anyways, im out.
-guy that has learned that eating an apple, and drinking coke right after, isnt very good for the stomach-