carpet coverage

so i was eating an apple, well i'm actually still eating that same apple right now. anyways, i dropped the apple. i dropped the apple onto my bedroom floor. now, that sucked. because for one, i now had to stoop down and search for it. after searching for it, i found it because that's usually what happens after you search for something you've dropped in a diameter of about 2 feet, you find that something you've dropped. so i found the nearly cored apple, and picked it up. now you'd think after all that work of fetching this feller, it would be good to continue consuming. no. i saw i hair on it, and then a white piece of who knows what, and then a tiny substance that i wouldn't normally eat, and then another hair, and then...the list goes on. all after one drop. that apple hits the ground once, and BAM! all of the sudden it's full of unknown material from the deep crevaces of the carpet. it's a dangerous place; a dangerous world out there in the microscopic realm. and i think we need to be more aware of the danger it is towards food. especially particular types of food such as apples. especially particular types of apples such as gala. especially particular types of gala apples such as half eaten gala apples. oh and by the way, i finished the apple long ago, after carefully examining and saving it from the disastrous works of carpet coverage. im out.