confusin caffi

i just experienced an attempt of making my own caffi-mocha. tim hortons is making me poor. twas a sad attempt. im very disappointed. i am not impressed. cuz if i wuz impressed, i wouldnt be disappointed, which would mean i wouldnt be not impressed and i would be appointed. im not making sense, or am i? im out. meaning im not in, cuz if i was in, i wouldnt be out, and id still be blogging, which i am. therefore making me currently in because im not out yet, i am still in. im out.
-guy that has been led to believe that willy wonka's runts are filled with poison-