carpet coverage

so i was eating an apple, well i'm actually still eating that same apple right now. anyways, i dropped the apple. i dropped the apple onto my bedroom floor. now, that sucked. because for one, i now had to stoop down and search for it. after searching for it, i found it because that's usually what happens after you search for something you've dropped in a diameter of about 2 feet, you find that something you've dropped. so i found the nearly cored apple, and picked it up. now you'd think after all that work of fetching this feller, it would be good to continue consuming. no. i saw i hair on it, and then a white piece of who knows what, and then a tiny substance that i wouldn't normally eat, and then another hair, and then...the list goes on. all after one drop. that apple hits the ground once, and BAM! all of the sudden it's full of unknown material from the deep crevaces of the carpet. it's a dangerous place; a dangerous world out there in the microscopic realm. and i think we need to be more aware of the danger it is towards food. especially particular types of food such as apples. especially particular types of apples such as gala. especially particular types of gala apples such as half eaten gala apples. oh and by the way, i finished the apple long ago, after carefully examining and saving it from the disastrous works of carpet coverage. im out.

ramblog

some things in life and on this earth tick me off. some things drive me nuts. some things make me punch the computer screen by accident. one of those things is those emails you get about stupid stuff. for example, the email i just received that's creating this urge to ramble blog about it, about friggen msn. so, im sure many of you have gotten that stupid email about how msn is overloading, and crap about how if you dont send on this email your account will be deleted and crap. frig, im so tired of these emails. why do people keep sending them on??!?? i mean, it's poo!! ive gotten that same email so many times now, and it even has a link to a site about the 'news' of the whole messed up deal, but frig, anyone can copy and paste, and reconfigure sites. also, you'd think, if it was official, that it would be one the msn front page itself. ALSO....another reason, crappy reason, that they have to back up their made up story, is that msn is losing money. cmon man. thats the lamest support. it's owned by the loadedest guy alive. his net worth is somthing around 40-50 billion, or more. its poo. next time they make up a story like this try and use ligit support, please and thankyou. crap. frig, and anyone can make up names too..."hey this is john and andy from the ..uhhh..msn company...we own it, and we'd just like to say that we're idiots." sorry for the harshness, but im tired o' this junk. like, ive deleted every one, and am i paying for msn? nah. besides, if msn did that, they'd be stupid. because there's many other email sites that are free...AND already better than msn now. in my opinion, gmail makes hotmail look like a horse's patoot. however, i am enjoying the use of windows live messenger. there, i ended with a positive comment. im out. enjoy your msn crap email - free day, because im not sending you the email; im deleting it :)
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