cheap cheerios...no more

honey nut cheerios. six bucks. whats this world coming to?

the notebook deal

yea, yesterday steve and i went and lied down flat on our backs, right in the middle of the road. the road of holiday inn drive. twas fun. good times. im surprised im still alive. im out.
-hence-

distraught detergent

so today i ran out of laundry detergent and attempted rinsing the empty bottle out in the kitchen sink. i did this because i wanted something to store my juice in. ya know...give visitors a lil shock....seeing some dum guy drinking out of a laundry detergent bottle....that sorta thing. turns out...this stuff is poison. i just learned that. today. oh, and speaking of learning things, last night i just learned that penguins are the only mammals that lay eggs. yea. i never knew that. sad. anyways, so i ended up being pretty distraught. cool. distraught. ive never used that word. so yea. distraught i was. twas so looking forward to that sweet storage area for juice. cuz see, you can never rinse out a bottle as good as if it had never been originally filled with laundry detergent. and...i really dont wanna be poisoned...unless its through apple seeds. so yea, despite my distraughtness, i frantically washed out the kitchen sink with dish soap. yup. pretty sad. im out.
-hence-

confusin caffi

i just experienced an attempt of making my own caffi-mocha. tim hortons is making me poor. twas a sad attempt. im very disappointed. i am not impressed. cuz if i wuz impressed, i wouldnt be disappointed, which would mean i wouldnt be not impressed and i would be appointed. im not making sense, or am i? im out. meaning im not in, cuz if i was in, i wouldnt be out, and id still be blogging, which i am. therefore making me currently in because im not out yet, i am still in. im out.
-guy that has been led to believe that willy wonka's runts are filled with poison-

good tasting poison

apple seeds may be poisonous, but they taste like marzipan, and make you have a serious face. theyre good stuff...its worth the poisoning. im out.
-hence-

fur ease ing.

yup. im bloggin twice in one day. i just felt the need again. twas strollin outta zehrs when....that awesome burst of warm air came over me...soo warm. then....BAM!! cold COLD air!! freezing!! so why...WHY ...is there that awesome feeling of warm air right before ya step out into the winter oxygen??!?? i think it should be changed. they should have like a burst of air straight from pluto...so itd be FUURREEEZING...and then...when you step out into the winter air..it actually feels warm. yup. im out.
-guy that has not yet visited the purple planet where tables have 3 legs and stone bricks are breathing creatures with blue nostrils-

santa's bruise

hmm. this day, today was another normal day. well, then again, i have never had a normal day in my life, because i am not a normal person. but yea. a normal day. then i saw something totally awesome! you know those free ipod ads you get on basically any site? well, i saw one. it said "Bean santa with a snowball, and get a free ipod!" and boy, did it feel good to bean that guy in the shnaz. off the chimney he goes...bye bye. yup. what randomness. im out.
-hence-

concaving rip-off

i had a sprite today. a bottled sprite. yea. so anyways, i was eating....and studying. i wasnt studying for a test. i was studying the bottle in which held my sprite. i noticed towards the bottom of the bottle...which held my sprite, there were small concave circles inwards on the bottle. i dont remember that on older bottled sprites. so....do you know what this means? well, if you do, well....you dont. it means that...i am actually getting a bit less sprite in this new kind of bottle. this is because the little circles curving inwards take up a bit of space inside the bottle. which means, in the older sprite bottles...that space could have been taken up by actual sprite. so...i am actually getting less sprite than i used to. i realize its only a reaaallly tiny amount that im missing....but still....it adds up. just think. from now until im an old buzzard....i could being purchasing many thousands of bottled sprites. and if added up all the little amounts of sprite that i couldve had in the older bottles....it would accumulate to another whole bottle of sprite. thus, in the many years to come...i could be missing out on a whole bottle of sprite with these new stuctured sprite bottles. however, if the sprite bottles didnt have the small inward concaving circles on them.....i could be buying many of these sprites...and i would still get my share of that lost sprite bottle i would have lost with these new bottled sprites. this blog would be much less confusing in real life. although, most of you who read these blogs, do know me in real life, and can converse with me in real life. so if any of you have problems or troubles with this messed up, but thoughtful blog, buzz me up. anyways, im out.
-guy that has learned that eating an apple, and drinking coke right after, isnt very good for the stomach-

not applecore chuckin

i just did one of the most awesomest things. a good friend of mine, tom, came up to me askin if i wanted to throw something. he had with him, a bag of apples. apples that have been in his fridge since september of 05. yea. so they were apples...not good to eat. but apples...good to throw. so we threw em...outside..in various places. and did they splat. twas an awesomely random but applefull experience to add onto my applecore chuckin experiences. that made my day. im out.
-hence-

at the dentist

ya know what really womps? when ur at the dentist. and you've got your mouth wide open with them workin...drilling...spraying....implanting explosives....etc...in your mouth...and you start to feel a tingle in your nose. this developes into an itch. and this itch gets stronger. so while your in this position, youve got a pesky itch in your nose. do you know how annoying that is?!?!?? well, its annoying. and then they stop and you have a chance! but just before you even tell your mind to tell your hand to reach up and scratch that nose....BAM! theyre at it again. so yea. thats torture for a bit. the nose itch finally stops. you think you have found relief. ya havent. right after the nose itch unevolves itself, ur right cheek starts itching...then your left ear...after that your mind itches with the word itch. and THEN you itch in random places all over, and theyre still drilling away in your wide open....aching...mouth. yup. its a pretty sad position to be positioned in. im out.
-hence-

distorted images

theres very much alot of anger being held inside myself right at this moment. im bein calm...ya know...not lettin it out.....shakin every once in a while...distorting my face...you know..that sort of stuff. but.....rrrr....i cannot figure out how to put a background image on my myspce...its making me.....reeeaaalll mad......but im not showin it. if ya saw me right now, ud probably think im jus chillin...but no!!! theres a war goin on inside me. a fierce war. its between my fist, and the computer screen...and boy, do i wish i could express that war....but my folks wouldnt appreciate it. but man!!! i did everything right! and that background refuses to change. the same old friggen gray color. so...ive..ive given up. i just cant take it. im just gonna havta live with the same black background. .......im dissolving my vocal cords by screaming in rage....in my mind. yea. i need some cool down time. ive been on this freakin machine for too long today. time to play some guitar. time to sing about stupid unworking background images. im out.
-angry hence-

a random moment

if your ever in a mood to watch a really extremely random film filled with amazingly random things, watch a movie entitled, "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy." what a random film. what a movie of randomness. anyways, yup. im out.
-guy that is currently refusing to take a squeeg just because he wants to let the world know how random a film can get-