carpet coverage
so i was eating an apple, well i'm actually still eating that same apple right now. anyways, i dropped the apple. i dropped the apple onto my bedroom floor. now, that sucked. because for one, i now had to stoop down and search for it. after searching for it, i found it because that's usually what happens after you search for something you've dropped in a diameter of about 2 feet, you find that something you've dropped. so i found the nearly cored apple, and picked it up. now you'd think after all that work of fetching this feller, it would be good to continue consuming. no. i saw i hair on it, and then a white piece of who knows what, and then a tiny substance that i wouldn't normally eat, and then another hair, and then...the list goes on. all after one drop. that apple hits the ground once, and BAM! all of the sudden it's full of unknown material from the deep crevaces of the carpet. it's a dangerous place; a dangerous world out there in the microscopic realm. and i think we need to be more aware of the danger it is towards food. especially particular types of food such as apples. especially particular types of apples such as gala. especially particular types of gala apples such as half eaten gala apples. oh and by the way, i finished the apple long ago, after carefully examining and saving it from the disastrous works of carpet coverage. im out.
ramblog
some things in life and on this earth tick me off. some things drive me nuts. some things make me punch the computer screen by accident. one of those things is those emails you get about stupid stuff. for example, the email i just received that's creating this urge to ramble blog about it, about friggen msn. so, im sure many of you have gotten that stupid email about how msn is overloading, and crap about how if you dont send on this email your account will be deleted and crap. frig, im so tired of these emails. why do people keep sending them on??!?? i mean, it's poo!! ive gotten that same email so many times now, and it even has a link to a site about the 'news' of the whole messed up deal, but frig, anyone can copy and paste, and reconfigure sites. also, you'd think, if it was official, that it would be one the msn front page itself. ALSO....another reason, crappy reason, that they have to back up their made up story, is that msn is losing money. cmon man. thats the lamest support. it's owned by the loadedest guy alive. his net worth is somthing around 40-50 billion, or more. its poo. next time they make up a story like this try and use ligit support, please and thankyou. crap. frig, and anyone can make up names too..."hey this is john and andy from the ..uhhh..msn company...we own it, and we'd just like to say that we're idiots." sorry for the harshness, but im tired o' this junk. like, ive deleted every one, and am i paying for msn? nah. besides, if msn did that, they'd be stupid. because there's many other email sites that are free...AND already better than msn now. in my opinion, gmail makes hotmail look like a horse's patoot. however, i am enjoying the use of windows live messenger. there, i ended with a positive comment. im out. enjoy your msn crap email - free day, because im not sending you the email; im deleting it :)-hence-
wasting waste
have you ever experienced a time in your life when you planned to do a ton o' homework in the little time you had, and then you had to take a dump? i have. as a matter of fact i did tonight. it's so inconvenient, i mean, i waste a lot of time everyday playing computer games and staring at the wall. why can't the dump come then? but no. it always has to show up late. so i end up having to waste 10 minutes of that time that could've been spent doing something productive and a visit to the crapper is what i get instead. when i have my time in the bathroom, i like to sit and enjoy it. it's nice. but when it's on the verge of time, such little time, and doing homework, it's not fun. not fun at all. therefore, that time i couldve had enjoying takin' a dump, i end up rushing because it didnt show up on time; as in the right procrastination time. oh yea, and becuase of this incident, im inspired to blog about it, which i can never resist, and this blogging along takes another 6 minutes. 16 minutes wasted just because i had a late dump. im done.-hence-
suggesting consistently
so yea, i never blog on here anymore. as a matter of fact, i can't remember a time before i haven't blogged on here. wait, i said that last time. whoops. so yea, i never blog on here anymore. so im gonna start bloggin on this bloggy here again. i like apples and enjoy eating them. to be specific i enjoy royal gala apples. im sure if you're a consistent reader of this blog, you would have known that by now. but if you're not, well....i guess that's news to ya. cool. anyways, so yea, apples. royal gala. i enjoy the caf. i enjoy eating things at the caf. specifically food. to be more specific, chicken strips. last year, it was BLT's. ive found that this year, ive lost a bit of my taste for those delicious meals. oh well. happens. the caf is awesome. but it's missing something. it doesnt have any apples whatsoever. not even royal gala. it's sad. there's a suggestion basket in the caf. i enjoy entering suggestions. so that's what i do, i enter suggestions into the suggestion basket at the caf. i enter things like royal gala apples. actually, that's the only thing ive been entering for the last seven times. i still havent seen any apples in the caf. not even royal gala apples. i will stay a consistent suggestor. as you may stay a consistent reader. not even to this blog. to other reading materials as well. such as uncle john's bathroom reader. yup. im out.-hence-
diet o' applecore
so i havent blogged on here in....actually i can't remember a time before i havent blogged. yea, so anyways, the reason why im expressing myself on this thing again is because of apples. ...and appleseeds. ya know, lately ive taken the time to enjoy eating apples. gala apples. and ive discovered i cannot chuck applecores in the house...unless i clean it up..and cmon!! who does that?? so, ive resorted to eating the applecores. and they're pretty tasty i may say. although i wondered. wondered if appleseeds were poisonous...... luckily there's internet. and i asked jeeves. jeeves...he's a good guy...anyways, i found this friggen site. ill give you the URL.
http://envhort.ucdavis.edu/ce/king/PoisPlant/Tox-COM.htm go there, scroll down to apple seeds. if you notice, the ranking of poisonous on the seed is serious illness or death. now cmon, im not gonna believe this crap. im still alive, yet ive eaten so many applecores.......appleseeds.......delicous appleseeds. and besides, i found another site that confirmed the question correctly. ill give you the URL.http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/bot00/bot00208.htmso this one confirms that appleseeds are good. only in massive amounts can they bite. maybe thats what the other site meant as well. but whatever, im still sticking to my diet o' applecore. im out.-hence-
yuwie
so mence and i were driving somewhere. and stopping at an intersection, we witnessed somthing phenomenal. wait...i gotta check if that's spelt right. (...) yup. sure is. anyways, twas awesome. a snow plow...ya know those huge monster vehicles that push snow off the road?..ya..jus making sure you know. anyways...it successfully made a full out U-turn...right in the middle of the intersection. freakin crazy and awesome. im out.
-hence-
cheap cheerios...no more
honey nut cheerios. six bucks. whats this world coming to?
the notebook deal
yea, yesterday steve and i went and lied down flat on our backs, right in the middle of the road. the road of holiday inn drive. twas fun. good times. im surprised im still alive. im out.-hence-
distraught detergent
so today i ran out of laundry detergent and attempted rinsing the empty bottle out in the kitchen sink. i did this because i wanted something to store my juice in. ya know...give visitors a lil shock....seeing some dum guy drinking out of a laundry detergent bottle....that sorta thing. turns out...this stuff is poison. i just learned that. today. oh, and speaking of learning things, last night i just learned that penguins are the only mammals that lay eggs. yea. i never knew that. sad. anyways, so i ended up being pretty distraught. cool. distraught. ive never used that word. so yea. distraught i was. twas so looking forward to that sweet storage area for juice. cuz see, you can never rinse out a bottle as good as if it had never been originally filled with laundry detergent. and...i really dont wanna be poisoned...unless its through apple seeds. so yea, despite my distraughtness, i frantically washed out the kitchen sink with dish soap. yup. pretty sad. im out.-hence-
confusin caffi
i just experienced an attempt of making my own caffi-mocha. tim hortons is making me poor. twas a sad attempt. im very disappointed. i am not impressed. cuz if i wuz impressed, i wouldnt be disappointed, which would mean i wouldnt be not impressed and i would be appointed. im not making sense, or am i? im out. meaning im not in, cuz if i was in, i wouldnt be out, and id still be blogging, which i am. therefore making me currently in because im not out yet, i am still in. im out.-guy that has been led to believe that willy wonka's runts are filled with poison-
good tasting poison
apple seeds may be poisonous, but they taste like marzipan, and make you have a serious face. theyre good stuff...its worth the poisoning. im out. -hence-
fur ease ing.
yup. im bloggin twice in one day. i just felt the need again. twas strollin outta zehrs when....that awesome burst of warm air came over me...soo warm. then....BAM!! cold COLD air!! freezing!! so why...WHY ...is there that awesome feeling of warm air right before ya step out into the winter oxygen??!?? i think it should be changed. they should have like a burst of air straight from pluto...so itd be FUURREEEZING...and then...when you step out into the winter air..it actually feels warm. yup. im out. -guy that has not yet visited the purple planet where tables have 3 legs and stone bricks are breathing creatures with blue nostrils-
santa's bruise
hmm. this day, today was another normal day. well, then again, i have never had a normal day in my life, because i am not a normal person. but yea. a normal day. then i saw something totally awesome! you know those free ipod ads you get on basically any site? well, i saw one. it said "Bean santa with a snowball, and get a free ipod!" and boy, did it feel good to bean that guy in the shnaz. off the chimney he goes...bye bye. yup. what randomness. im out. -hence-
concaving rip-off
i had a sprite today. a bottled sprite. yea. so anyways, i was eating....and studying. i wasnt studying for a test. i was studying the bottle in which held my sprite. i noticed towards the bottom of the bottle...which held my sprite, there were small concave circles inwards on the bottle. i dont remember that on older bottled sprites. so....do you know what this means? well, if you do, well....you dont. it means that...i am actually getting a bit less sprite in this new kind of bottle. this is because the little circles curving inwards take up a bit of space inside the bottle. which means, in the older sprite bottles...that space could have been taken up by actual sprite. so...i am actually getting less sprite than i used to. i realize its only a reaaallly tiny amount that im missing....but still....it adds up. just think. from now until im an old buzzard....i could being purchasing many thousands of bottled sprites. and if added up all the little amounts of sprite that i couldve had in the older bottles....it would accumulate to another whole bottle of sprite. thus, in the many years to come...i could be missing out on a whole bottle of sprite with these new stuctured sprite bottles. however, if the sprite bottles didnt have the small inward concaving circles on them.....i could be buying many of these sprites...and i would still get my share of that lost sprite bottle i would have lost with these new bottled sprites. this blog would be much less confusing in real life. although, most of you who read these blogs, do know me in real life, and can converse with me in real life. so if any of you have problems or troubles with this messed up, but thoughtful blog, buzz me up. anyways, im out.-guy that has learned that eating an apple, and drinking coke right after, isnt very good for the stomach-
not applecore chuckin
i just did one of the most awesomest things. a good friend of mine, tom, came up to me askin if i wanted to throw something. he had with him, a bag of apples. apples that have been in his fridge since september of 05. yea. so they were apples...not good to eat. but apples...good to throw. so we threw em...outside..in various places. and did they splat. twas an awesomely random but applefull experience to add onto my applecore chuckin experiences. that made my day. im out.-hence-
at the dentist
ya know what really womps? when ur at the dentist. and you've got your mouth wide open with them workin...drilling...spraying....implanting explosives....etc...in your mouth...and you start to feel a tingle in your nose. this developes into an itch. and this itch gets stronger. so while your in this position, youve got a pesky itch in your nose. do you know how annoying that is?!?!?? well, its annoying. and then they stop and you have a chance! but just before you even tell your mind to tell your hand to reach up and scratch that nose....BAM! theyre at it again. so yea. thats torture for a bit. the nose itch finally stops. you think you have found relief. ya havent. right after the nose itch unevolves itself, ur right cheek starts itching...then your left ear...after that your mind itches with the word itch. and THEN you itch in random places all over, and theyre still drilling away in your wide open....aching...mouth. yup. its a pretty sad position to be positioned in. im out. -hence-
distorted images
theres very much alot of anger being held inside myself right at this moment. im bein calm...ya know...not lettin it out.....shakin every once in a while...distorting my face...you know..that sort of stuff. but.....rrrr....i cannot figure out how to put a background image on my myspce...its making me.....reeeaaalll mad......but im not showin it. if ya saw me right now, ud probably think im jus chillin...but no!!! theres a war goin on inside me. a fierce war. its between my fist, and the computer screen...and boy, do i wish i could express that war....but my folks wouldnt appreciate it. but man!!! i did everything right! and that background refuses to change. the same old friggen gray color. so...ive..ive given up. i just cant take it. im just gonna havta live with the same black background. .......im dissolving my vocal cords by screaming in rage....in my mind. yea. i need some cool down time. ive been on this freakin machine for too long today. time to play some guitar. time to sing about stupid unworking background images. im out. -angry hence-
a random moment
if your ever in a mood to watch a really extremely random film filled with amazingly random things, watch a movie entitled, "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy." what a random film. what a movie of randomness. anyways, yup. im out.-guy that is currently refusing to take a squeeg just because he wants to let the world know how random a film can get-
magical conclusion
i havent blogged in a long time. well, i havent really run into any random events or...ive just had a disease, in which i am not able to blog...just because. anyways, besides that, an orange knocked me in the shnaz today. yup. too slow to catch it. sad stuff. and uh, yea. my left shoe. it refuses to be tied. i think i have encountered an abnormal shoe. friggen shoe. i mean, i tie the thing, and waddaya know! yea. you guessed it. anyways, have you ever seen magical skates? cuz i havent. yep. have you ever seen magical batteries? cuz i havent. but i believe there are some in my cd player. ive come to this conclusion because i have used that thing all last week. all this week. almost everyday. and just today for about 3 hours. and those batteries keep on truckin. so i dunno. and im not gonna check the brand cuz itll totally destroy my theory of magical batteries. so yea. whatever. ya know, when i began writing this particular blog, it was 11:50pm of dec 31 2005. it is now 12:10am of jan 1 2006. guess what that means! this blog has been compiled throughout 2 different years! booyah! happy new year!!! im out.-hence-
gingerbread crotch
i experienced a new experience today. twas a gingerbread man. i felt sorry for him. no i didnt. yea, we ate his house. but even before that started, something...hmmm how should i describe it...o well i cant think of a descriptive word to describe the something. so yea, the gingerbread man got bitten off his crotch. even though he begged for mercy of his crotch to be spared, he was left crotchless. well, just think of it this way. if he had major crotch-rot, he should be thankful right? ya know...im gonna leave. yea, im out. -hence-
illegally unnoticed
ya know what? i noticed two things today. two wrong things. i went to zehrs again. i bought this jolly rancher story book. it had a story in it. twas a story about a snowman that came to life. sound familiar? frosty the snowman, you would think.....but no! jolly the snowman! now what in blue blazes is goin on here? frosty is trademark material! rancher cant just steal the story and ruin it for everyone! man...yea, i needed to express that just because its wrong. i noticed another wrong thing. i was watching the one movie called "the santa claus 2." anyways, the one guy calls the other dude, a 'sad strange little man.' hmmm. does that sound familiar? ever watched toy story? now, im sure that toy story came out way before santa's second film. i mean, whats with this world? just stealing people's ideas like its nobody's....or shall i say everyone's business! crap. anyways, yea. do what you usually do. read this and dont comment. im out.-guy that enjoys spending his time by sticking jolly rancher wrappers on his bedroom wall-
mc squared
i went to the store earlier today, and while walking past, i caught a short glance at the one guy emptying the mailbox. and i swear it was einstein. then right after that happened, i entered the zehrs double doors and another guy that has lived in ancient days, i walked by. and i swear it was the guy from monopoly. but thats life somtimes. you see people you dont expect to see. anyways, im out. -hence-
smokin some Persian rugs. yes, rugs.
today i experienced one of thee awesomest things one can ever experience. snowboarding is freakin awesome!! screw the bunny hills! take it all the way to the extreme hills! yea! man, snowboarding is a good feeling. yup. (.....) those dots in brackets represent a period of about 2 hours. so 2 hours ago i wrote about snowboarding. ya know, studying can eat poo. i have so much junk to do, and i dont even care. i bet you dont even care to hear it, so ill just stop talking bout that crap. well, i gotta go take a squeeg. im out.-guy that has been distracted from his studying by looking at his hand through a microscope-
buzzards, not geezers
i journeyed to pet smart the other day. theyre planning something. those birds. funny, i didnt feel it much when walking past the other creatures. but those birds. all of em. chirping, hopping... we cant understand their chirpy conversations. i mean, think about it. imagine you...as a bird. what a wonderful life! feeling the wind flow through your wings and...BAM! into a net....well, maybe a net wouldnt make a BAM noise, but thats not the point. the point is those birds! theyre planning something. those birds. im serious! we gotta watch out! maybe someday...ill free them. those birds. cause personally, i dont really feel like being killed by a bird wound to the head...or where ever else they pound theyre beaks into...but anyways, yea. thats my story of them. those birds. excuse me now as i finish my chocolate pie. im out.
-guy that is becomeing sick because of consumation of too many halls cough drops-
a failed pretzel.
i used to like pretzels. i still do like them. but i used to like them with a respect for them. that respect no longer dwells in my stomach. earlier this used-to-be-fine evening, my hand contained a handful of pretzels. i had gloves on because my hands were gloved. it was cold outside. those pretzels didnt stay in my hand. they have failed me. as i watched those salty pieces of grub slip...and fall onto the cold stone ground, ...man this is dum. i dont feel like talking about these stupid pretzels any longer. ill just continue my life killing as many as possible. im out.
kinder junk
i cannot believe that. i just cant. ok, you know those awesome kinder surprises you used to get when you were a kid? yea, well i got one the other day, jus to reflect back on those good ol' days....when i had no worries....when homework didnt become suicidel....when i collected kinder surprises. yup, it was a pretty cool toy too...but thats not the point. i got this other lil piece of paper that gave me a friggen code. in which you type in and get an internet surprise! so...i did that, and it made me choose a level. i chose the hardest, cause obviously, this game is for kids ya know...so how hard can it get? anyways, it was a pretty swell game...until i could not figure the freakin thing out! i did everything! i mean, how can they do that to kids? cmon! were not raising geniouses here! im in college for crying out crap! i understand it was on the hardest level, but still!!! its supposed to be for like 10 years olds or younger! i mean, if anyone THAT young can figure out that STUPID game...i must be stupid. then how did i get this far in school? so crap. that game is just wrong. its just not right, cause its wrong. it should be banned from the internet. friggen game. oh! and another thing! the background music in the game was some pretty groovin tunes. its just such a sad shame to waste such good music on such a piece of junk. an unbeatable piece of rotten applesauce. im out. -guy that is...he just cannot understand the games "supposedly" for kids these days-
poo
its supposed to be members. not memebers. poo to that.
all wrong.
ok! im finally done all that copy and paste crap. yay, yup. well this is now a current entry. oh, and by the way, all the times at the bottom of each blog are ALL WRONG! its like 10:40pm...not 7 or 8 or wutever it says. anyways...just..dont listen to the time. the blogger spot peoples think theyre on top of the world. they think they own this bloggin world, with their automatic time! but no! its wrong! all wrong! yea...right. anyways, to go to thee original place where all these blogs originally originated from, go to www.spaces.msn.com/memebers/barfbag
and to hear some hence go to
www.purevolume.com/hencetheonemanband
im out.
-hence-
long johns
from today!!wow. long time ive expressed random junk on here. hey, this is thee last blog ill ever post on my msn space. yup. i gotta blogspot. i gotta use that now. this is also thee last day im 17. yup. im an official adult tomorrow. yup. cool. hey, yesterday ben and i were walkin. and i saw this old guy. in his car. he was listening to rap. think about it...an old guy chillin to rap. "yo, wuts up in the fogey town? im not goin up the hill, but down!" i dunno. but im not goin there...my last blog went onto the geezer sub, so this time ill...ill stop. i bought some long johns today. tried wearing them, but theyre itchy. so BRING IT ON COLDNESS!!!...ahh hehe, maybe not. maybe i can endure being itchy. ...man. i havent consumed an apple for weeks. well not everyday. i killed one yesterday. but i havent actually smacked a core through a solid chuck recently. its tearing my apple side apart. i bought some gala today tho. welcome back, gala. this seems to be a boring blog. theres something i really wanna "right" about, but i cant think of it. its...its driving me nuts!! im going INSAME!! lol..insame. cool word. hey..i still dont have a wooden freakin chair. all i can do is shake my head. crap. this blog isnt going anywhere. im out. wait, i made a new song. but ill save it for when its released... im out. -hence-
thee oldies
from Nov 15i found out something tonight. you know that frozen juice thats supposedly supposed to be mixed into a much more bigger mass of water? yea, well, ya dont need the water. i mean, why add water? it gives u more yea, but if ya just let the juice thaw out, its easy to just drink as it is. its sweeter yes, but its so much more flavorful. that folks, is what i, hence, has found out. what a conservative way to conserve fresh water! and hey! i just had another thought. this is a great idea for buzzards, because when ya get old..energy just seems to...die. so they dont have the energy to take the pitcher from the cupboard, pour in water, squeeze out the frozen juice, get a wooden spoon, mix it (and mixing it is the REAL energy-needed activity), and THEN...pour some of it into a glass. MAN! thats alot of work for them! so yea...this idea just eliminates all that junk. ya dont even havta freeze it! just set it on the counter. wait. and...oh yea....now that its all un-frozen its easy to open. and then just drink it. this is also good cuz when ya get older, your tastebuds are filed off from the many various types of grub you've killed over the decades....or centuries. so yea, the sweeter the juice is, the better. and even ANOTHER thing! its gonna have so much sugar in it, that itll be an extra boost of that lackage of energy that old fogeys tend to get. but anyways...this wasnt really supposed to be centered on the folks over-the-hill. but about juice. im out.-hence-
smelly gloves
from Nov 13i encountered a pair of gloves this weekend. red gloves. and they smelled. not a bad smell. a good smell....well yea, if its not bad, its good. anyways, yea, they smelled like jellybeans. so, depending on whether u like or dislike jellybeans, it could have been a bad or good smell for you. yea...that was my encounter this weekend as i said earlier. im thinkin about getting a wooden chair for my current seat. yea, if u really wanna know...leave a comment with your email. i dont wanna get too crazy on here...even though i have in the past. its just tonight, im really feeling un-nuts. im out.-guy that cannot figure out why most desks aren't blue-
mcdonlads
from Nov 08i experienced my first ever all-nighter...and it was aweome. 5 of us...all night in cliff's room. playing truth or dare. wow...some crazy stuff..yea. some very good convos tho. i liked it. yup. 3 of us had an 8:15am class too. we're crazy. we wet to mcdonalds for breakfast. and that mcdonalds visit has changed my entire view of mcdonlads. LOL...mcdonlads!! sweet!!...yea. mcdonalds is no longer mcdonalds, but now mcdonlads. anyways...i just found out BLT 's at mcdonlads are AWESOME! good riddance to pizza. BLT all the way! i also noticed the pla area. it brought me back to my childhood. thats one disadvantage of being older. no more mcdonlad's playground. i miss those good times. hey! i saw a game cube in there! whats with that?!?? i dont remeber a nintendo 64 in there way back when. i...i just cant fathom(a hence inteligent word) the idea. but yea...jus forget i mentioned it. i uhh..i really should do some homework. ...and buy some apples, tomorrow. im out.-guy that is thankful headgear retainers do not apply these days-
innocent criminal
from Nov 06yea, uhh....yup. i hadda weird day today. actually i didnt even have a day. i went to sleep at 7:30am saturday morning. i woke up 6pm saturday evening. in others words, when most of the city was getting up, i was startin the shut-eye process, and when people were killin thier evening grub, i was....awakened! yup. i decided around 8pm that i should get out. so i did..go out. twas strolling along when in comes the academic building into my vision. i thought, 'hey! maybe its open!" so when i arrived in fornt of those familiar glass double doors, i peered in. it was all dark, but i pulled open the door anyways. it was open. then the alarm went off. i felt pretty stupid right then and there. and i really didnt know what to do. so yea. i just stood there stupidly, feeling like an innocent criminal. yup. that was my un-day. im out.-guy that has a sore on his foot from sleeping in socks and sandals, and may have to quite the day job of wearing the super-cool socks and sandals fad-
exam!
from Nov 03wow! i just came back from the most brutal exam!...well actually that was an hour ago, but still! but im serious, literally, i almost died in that exam. i could feel an....no not an...THEE invisible knife puntured through my chest into my heart! and then near the end of the exam a second invisible knife was driven into my throat. at that point in my life, i wished i could become invisible man. then i could wrench those JUNK KNIVES OUTTA MYSELF!!! umm..ahem. sorry bout that. yup. but guess wut, i finished the exam. and i felt like pretty much, roasted roadkill. that exam was brutal. but another good thing....yup there is a good thing, there's (whispers) *no more midterms!* NO MORE MIDTERMS booyah! yup. nothin too big to be excited about, stop shouting. im out.-hence-
bad apple
from Nov 02i bit into a gala just now. that first bite just didnt taste right. neither have the next several chunks. i wonder if this is a message from the gala world. this apple just doesnt taste right. ....o well! im still gonna chuck it.. here goes! that was a solid chuck. peace out, all u applecore chuckin freaks.-hence-
no moo
from Nov 01dum thing. u know those milk cartons that go mooooo and u win somethin? i had one. it didnt moo. now im sad. yea. heres a lil rap thing for ya to ponder on....ahh forget it, it was a dum idea. im in a really bad mood right now. it sucks. i havta do some homework tonight. not fun. but o well. hey! why are you even reading this boring blog? man, u too must be bored. go eat an apple, and chuck the core then. ya know, i think i might do that. wheres a cliff? i havta jump off it. yup, i fellin pretty much like an earthworm. and earthworm fried by a magnifying glass. yup, like wut i used to do with those things. im out.-guy that really doesnt know why, maybe he does, but is feeling like a fried earthworm-
everyday low prices!
from Oct 31 ya know, ben and i were walking through walmart the other day, looking for post-it notes. if ya dont know wut those are, ur sad. anyways...uhh..gotta get this frustration out... POST IT NOTES..FOR ALMOST 6 BUCKS!!!! and right above that it says, "everyday, low prices!" my applecore! give me a break, 6 bucks for 3 things of post its. wutta rip. anyways, done with that. i was bored that other day, start playin around with sticky tak. its sorta weird stuff. it can actually fall apart. yup. i was bored. i found out recently that im a backseat sorta guy. yup. everytime theres 3 people goin into a vehicle, bam! im in the backseat. its just where im supposed to be. i mean, even if im driving, im in the backseat. yea. well, it works out in my mind, dunno about yours. im out.-hence-
orange sand
from Oct 27a friend and i just got back from exploring the forest by our college. it was fun. there r so many trees to climb in there, it brought me back to my childhood...or young teenage years. we also found some pretty interesting stuff. for example, items from other planets. yup, u guessed it, we stumbled across a missile filled with sand from...we're guessing mars. orange sand. and i'll let you ponder on that experience. im out.-guy that stumbled upon an attempted bomb from outerspace originally planning to wipe out the earth and fill it with sand. orange sand. from mars.-actually im gonna add on to this blog. there are a few more things on my mind. i put up new targets on our wall to chuck apple cores at. theyre basically dissing applesauce. i mean, why eat applesauce when theres no core afterwards to chuck? its pointless. therefore, applesauce must be destroyed. umm..uh..im kinda holding this in so uh..dont mind if i shout but uh.... EAT APPLES THE REAL WAY!!! man! well, thanks. i feel good now. wait..this is the wrong font..its too big. ok, and this font seems too small. man..wutever! geez! font size these days..just getting too complicated. yup. i had an interesting experience yesterday evening. on the way to an awesome time bowling, i rode in a small vehicle filled with seven people. and your thinkin....hows that possible? well, it is, and this is how: and yup, i was the lucky was laying across the 3 people sitting in the backseat. fun stuff. im out.-hence-
this womps
another from Oct 26man this womps. that last blog entitiled 'apples' actually isnt my shortest blog. but this is! YEA! ALRIGHT! YEA! BOOYAH! uhhh..yup. im out. -hence-
apples
from Oct 26hey. i had an apple core collection. it was on my desk by my keyboard. i just threw out all the apple cores. it was hard to seperate from them. but i managed. this is thee shortest blog in my blog inventory. thanks for reading. im out. -guy that just swallowed a chunk of apple, and that eats way too many apples-
brilliant idea
from Oct 18yo. people. yup. this is a borin blog......YEA RIGHT! I COULDNT WAIT TO WRITE THIS THING! anyways...my roommate, benny, came up with this awesome game. well, heres thee background story. he eats a lot of apples, and now i do too. gala are the best, by the way. anyways, today, he just chucked his apple core at the wall of our room. and yea, thats the game. after were done our apple..away it goes!...until....BAM! into the wall! sometimes its cool to watch, cuz sometimes the thing'll explode once it...lemme use a big word, or smart word in a hence* way...impacts itself into the wall. its just an amazing experience. wut a brilliant idea that was. thanks roommate. but, afterwards, i just started to ponder...another intelligent word used by hence...about the whole game, and i laughed. and i couldnt stop. yup. it was a laughing tantrum, and BOY! did that feel good! man! i love those things. but yea, it twas a good laugh. good times. now everytime i consume....yet another great word...an apple, i get anxious to throw it against the wall....jus CHUCK IT! *hence - www.purevolume.com/hencetheonemanband. <<>
a violent hence song
from Oct 15i could put my freakin foot through that moniter..... man, im thankful its online, but geez! why it freeze! i eat cheeze! anyways, ya. its frozen. so im using my roomate, justin's computer. he's a good guy. but yea, i really need to get my laptop fixed. i actually made a song about the one computer im using right now, the slow one. its goes something like this: 'i have a computer, that is slow. you wanna know why its slow?" and while im singin that, its all calm, picking the guitar notes....and then...i answer the question. "IT SUCKS!!!!!!" IT SUCKS!!!!" and yea, i scream that while playing G and C. good ol' G and C chords. im out.-guy with sore throat because of screaming too much-
dont try this at home kids
from Oct 13man, i am sure the procrastinator. yup. it took my roommate and i several hours 2nite to get our homework done, which is due for tomorrow. we started at like midnight, wasting 2 hours from 10-12, and then moved on. so in between our homework we had several procrastinational events in which we sang a hence duet. (for more info, go to purevolume.com, and go to hence the one man band) anyways, yea. i dunno why im typin at this keyboard. i hate this keyboard right now. i typed on it for the last 6 hours. on and off. yea, its 7am in the morning, and im about to go to sleep. pretty sad eh? yea. b4 we started workin on our homework, we were having a laughing fit over how late it was and we still hadnt started theology. thats wut happens when its late at night. u go crazy. dont take examples from us. (benny & hencey) yea. thats us. but yea. right now, i am not i my right mind. im sitting here, with my pants pulled down at my feet. just sittin in my boxers. yea. just cuz i feel like it. thats how it is when its late. or should i say early in the morning. man this is a long blog. i should actually get to sleep, its 6:56am. but please kids, people, adults, even old buzzards, whoever is reading this, dont take after us. unless ur experienced. im out.-guy that has went through a night(morning) of procrastinatonal homework, and that has gone crazy-
i am happy
and yet another....from Oct 11hi people....if any people do read this. um, yea, im happy. cuz i figured out how to get internet on the computer i am borrowing from my cousins! its AWESOME! i mean, i would prefer the laptop, but this is good!!...since my laptop is toast, like i explained in the last two blogs, earlier this evening. ya know, i dont think ive ever written 3 blogs in a period of 3 - 4 hours! insane i know. but this is a must blog. ive got everything i need on here. its great. im on here right now. i dont havta use my roommates computer anymore! man! this is great! i am a happy lad! i am out!-the guy that has experienced being really down and really happy in one evening-
arrg...no that was lame....ARRRGGGGGHHHAHAHAHA!
yet another, from Oct 11yup, i know. i JUST wrote a blog about the laptop. yup. i just feel like goin ARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHhhHhHHh! YEA, THATS WHAT I FEEL LIKE DOING. oops, that part wasnt supposed to be in caps. OH WELL! TOOO BAD! why....oh WHY doest thou laptop faileth beforth thine eyes?!?!? ~~~~shudder~~~~ geez! ya know, i should write a song about this. yea. and itll have alot of screaming in it. yea, thats right. im out. cuz im gonna go out and scream the laptop song. yea. scream it. SCREAM IT. SCREEEEEAAAAAAMM IIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAURGAGAGAHARAGUAGAHRAGUAHUG!YUP. yup. yup.yup. im out.-the guy having a second experience of writing this type of blog-
mad
from Oct 11my laptop is officially screwed. im mad. im sad. this sucks. ill probly havta get it restored which..gues what..requires money, and my saved data to go 'toodle doo! down the drain i go!' and to make matters worse, i cannot figure out somthing fital for my grade here at college, the chips i bought are bbq rather than regular, and i think im getting arthristis in my left forefinger. yup, the thing u get when ur like 71. i guess i am 71....and all this time i thought i was 17! numbers getting mixed up..wutta sad shame. wutta sad laptop. oh, by the way, i am not in any way blaming the seller of this laptop, for he is my good friend. altho i AM BLAMING..thee uh....LAPTOP. curse you laptop! yea...it needs a good pounding. i am sad. at least some of my paint pictures are saved right on my space here...and some arent. im out.-guy that has an officially screwed laptop and is sad.-
not really a front flip
from Oct 05 k people. remember this: when about to do a front flip off of a 10 foot cliff into water, make sure u have enough spin and thrust. or else, itll be pretty much a back flop. please, i beg of u, never attempt one of these. the pain is unbearable. thanks for your time.-the guy with back flop experience-
thank God for scented spray
from Sept 20boy oh boy. did that stank. man. dont u ever have those dumps that rank so bad, that u would think that something died in ur bowels? yup. ive had that too. ive had that today. thank God for scented spray. i mean, right when the thing pokes its' head outta the rectum.....BAM! BAD SMELL! its like a groundhog reaching the surface and then breathing out REALLY BAD breath occumilated after weeks and months. except just do that whole process up-side down into a round white bowl with water in it. thank God for scented spray. ive got homework. college homework. im out. im out for awhile. a long while. a good long while. a good long while of TORTURE. yea. im out. im out for a while. a long...yea, im done.
too late
from July 23man, this is sad. i get no support in my decision to bust a mutant blister. all i can do is shake my head. but then again, it wouldntve mattered cuz i wouldve still done it. n i did. i feel good. it was a sick sight tho. ....im not goin there tho. im out.
should i?
from July 22
hey people out in the world readin this brief message. i need ur opinion. i hava mutant blister on my hand. should i bust it? ...my opinion is yes..im seriously thinkin of doin so. please comment on this sad entry. ill be back on in about 4 hours. if not, 24 hours. anyways, happy opinion makin.
wuzzapp?!?!?
from July 06wuzzaaap to all those people who enter the domains of my space. yea, ya know i really dont feel like typing. yea. well, jus always remember....and no, im not gonna tell ya to tie ur shoes......im jus gonna say...that, well, when u feel somthin pushin out "the other end" think to urself b4 u heave with all ur mite. cuz, ya know, things happen and well, .....it just may be more than just a fart. yea. ya dont wanna get there. anyways...um, yea. like i said, im not in much of a typin mood rite now. its late n i need sleep. cuz, people need to sleep, specially teenagers like myself. sleep's good. many of u can agree to that. yea. yup. right on. hold on. hold off. push off. push out. push outta fart. yea... i know im typin foolishness, but its wut i do when i dont wanna type. who's makin me type? i dunno. all i know is, i gots tah brush my teeth. yuppers. brushin ur teeth doesnt cause cavities. it prevents them. hopefully u know that already cuz if not,.....thas sad. im out. -a sad strange little man-
Yo
from January 03/05 Hi. Well, enjoy the photos. Oh, n make sure ur mature enuff to look at the free 4 all one. ya, pretty gruesome. anyways. oh n, jus in case ya didnt read the profile, ties ur shoes. cuz uhh, if ya dont, u might smash ur face in the pavement. i dont think u wanna do that...but if ya do, than go ahead, untie ur shoes. anyways, well, i hope u enjoy reading this blog. yea. its pretty educational, about ur shoes. yea. well, happy shoe tying!
uh, yup.
hey folks. i have moved my junk from my msn space, to this here, blogspot. so, the 25 blogs after this particular one, are old blogs from my msn space. jus for you to enjoy, and also, a good time waster....if you feel like wasting time. or you just wanna procrastinate, like my procrastinating self...man i hate typing that word. anyways, or if you just took a good crap, and need a bit of a sit down time. yea, that last one was pretty random. but o well. anyways, yea, so after this reading, youll have 25, twenty five, yup, 25 blogs. then ull come to the present. im out.
-hence-
